20 Dental Jokes That Keep Our Office Smiling! [VIDEO]
What’s your favorite teeth joke to tell? We’re abso-tooth-ly dying to hear it!
At Charles Ashley Mann, DDS & Associates, we love a great pun – especially if it’s dental related.
Check out our quick video above of Shelbie and Leigh cracking our favorite dental jokes in the office!
Or read them below, plus other teeth jokes we’ve extracted over the years.
20 funny dental jokes and puns
1. What does a dentist call an x-ray? Tooth pics.
2. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Floss-iraptor!
3. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? We’ve got a hole-in-one!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dish. Dish, who? Dish is how I talk since I lost my tooth.
5. Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep!
6. What does the dentist do when they’re on a roller coaster? Brace themselves!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
8. What award did the dentist win? A plaque!
9. What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth.
10. Where do killer whales go to get their teeth straightened? The orca-dontist!
11. What kind of music do kids with traditional braces listen to? Heavy metal!
12. How do you know the Tooth Fairy is a journalist? They’re always searching for the tooth.
13. Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist? Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy.
14. Dentist: Do you floss? Patient: Yes, religiously. Dentist: Really? Patient: Of course. Christmas and Easter!
15. My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there to Netflix and drill.
16. In Panama, dental care is called a route canal.
17. My dentist put all caps on my teeth. Now I can’t stop shouting!
18. My dentist removed the wrong tooth. It was acci-dental.
19. The best time for a dentist appointment is… tooth hurty.
20. I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.
Looking for a fun dental team in North Carolina?
At Charles Ashley Mann, DDS & Associates, we have jokes and puns at the ready to keep your appointment stress-free and fun!
We offer dental services for you and your family, including cosmetic dentistry, family dentistry, sedation dentistry, and more! We also provide extended hours, financial solutions, and comfortable amenities. You’ll experience high-quality dentistry with a team that cares.
Come join us for laughs and dental check-ups now.
- Call our Cary office: 919-462-9338
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We have three locations: Cary, Garner, and Fuquay-Varina. We also serve Morrisville, Apex, Durham, Holly Springs, Chapel Hill, Carrboro, Holly Springs, Wendell, Raleigh, Angier, and Buies Creek.
